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This is my friend Andy! I really wanted him to review a peanut butter for my blog, but he's sooooo busy!! So I'm going to conduct an imaginary interview with him about his crippling fear of peanut butter! Excitement, thy name is blogosphere!

Mark: Hi Andy!
Andy: Hi Mark! Thanks for interviewing me!
Mark: You're welcome Andy! Now, why are you scared of peanut butter?
Andy: I don't know Mark! Maybe I don't have a soul?
Mark: I'm sure you do Andy!

Wow! What a great interview! I'd like to thank imaginary Andy for answering all my questions!

Here's a record!

It's by a band called the JAPANDROIDS!!! Great name guys! Everyone loves Japan AND robots - smart dudes! This record is GREAT for summertime, as they sing about kissin' girls and havin' fun! Right on! I feel ya guys! Their guitar sound is reminiscent of a peanut butter sandwich, but a light, posssibly low fat peanut butter on a fluffy slice of thick hovis! That's great!

Waitrose Own Brand Peanut Butter

Wow! Do you remember when young people had feelings? It seems that these days all they do is beat up grannies or ride single speed bicycles! Or both!

Camel understands about feelings - their super fun album Mirage is full of 'em! NOT REALLY! Camel invented prog, and anyone who thinks otherwise is totally wrong about this! I know what you're thinking super-buddies, "prog is dumb and for nerds!" or "its not called prog its called yacht-rock". They are both true! So don't tell anyone that you got this from me, SUPER-UNCOOL.

This is really the only good prog album ever - there are riffs and flute solos but they are always what Jimmy Chong calls "solid jams" - I feel ya Jimmy!

Onto peanut butter - MEMORY TEST! I remember once eating Waitrose own-brand peanut butter at my neighbour's house, in a sandwich. Wowee! It was really good!

I can't find a picture of it, so here is an adorable picture of an Asian person in Waitrose.

























The only thing I remember about Waitrose own brand peanut butter is that it is SUPER TASTY. Dang! Sorry guys!

Taste: 5/5!
Texture: 5/5!
Cost: 0/5 (Oh man! I want to buy some when I was 8 and it was super expensive for an 8 year old! Jeez!)

To conclude, this peanut butter probably is the best peanut butter ever! Yeah!

Tesco Own Brand Smooth Peanut Butter

A haiku:

Five percent, of your
Daily calorie intake
Not very tasty

Issue two of my blog is about peanut butter, but I also diversified into Bear Vs Shark's seminally happy-good-times record Right Now You're In The Best of Hands, And If Something's Not Quite Right, Your Doctor Will Know In A Hurry! Wow! That's a long title! But also very reassuring (thanks bear vs shark guys)!

Every track on this record is great! I wouldn't have put it up if it wasn't though - silly! A lot of people have called this album "pop-punk", but they're dumb. This record takes influence from motown, but I couldn't find it in there - I just call it good times super fun! Apart from two tracks which make me sad D:, but then the rest of the tracks make me feel even happier afterwards, so that's really good! Overall I would give this album Four High Fives! Yeah!

I am also reviewing Teso Own Brand Smooth Peanut Butter





Uh Oh this one is crunchy!

This peanut butter is bland and inoffensive. When I had my sandwich for lunch today I forgot what I was eating halfway through - IT IS THAT BORING. If it was a person they'd study economics and love "going out with the lads" - their facebook page would be very dull indeed! Oh dear!

Taste: n/a
Texture: 3/5
Cost: 5/5 (my mum bought it for me! that's value!)

To conclude, I would say this peanut is not great, or even good. But I would eat it - yum!