ASDA Organic Crunchy Peanut Butter

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I love to party!! And so does my friend and yours Andrew WK!! I love Japan! AND SO DOES MY FRIEND AND YOURS ANDREW WK!!! Andy (not Andy P) recorded this super-great album of covers of Japanese pop songs AWW IT ROCKS!! Nothing has ever rocked this hard (I'm pretty sure!)! A lot of the words are English so don't worry about not understanding - also, partying is the same in any language AS ANDREW WK SAYS!!! If I had to compare Andrew WK to a peanut butter, it DEFINITELY wouldn't be ASDA Organic Crunchy Peanut Butter.












Comparing them would be like comparing partying and gardening (both extremely enjoyable!!)

ASDA Organic Crunchy Peanut Butter is an earthy, smooth in taste yet crunchy in texture peanut butter with a dusty bite you will not expect! It also one of the saltiest peanut butters ever (NOT NECESSARILY TRUE I HAVEN'T TASTED EVERY PEANUT BUTTER EVER). There is very little sweetness to this muddy, comforting peanut butter, but don't let that put you off! It is an excellent "come-down" peanut butter, when you have been up all night dancing (perhaps at a disco) and in the morning your head hurts (because you were up past your bedtime) - have some of this on toast and your headache will feel better (a bit)!!

Taste: 3/5
Texture: 4/5 (surprisingly smooth for a crunchy peanut butter!!!)
Cost: 4/5 (very cheap! good!)

Good on you ASDA!

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Sunpat Smooth

AIIIIII
AI-HA-HA-HAAAAIII
AM BLEEDIN
FROM MOI BROKEN HOOIIRRTT

So says Johnny Truant - best cockney metal band of 2002 and worst of any year after that! Maybe it was because I was 14, but these "dudes" were totally "righteous"!! Here is their only good album, The Repercussions Of A Badly Planned Suicide! If the only repercussions these guys were feeling was making a really good album, then I might have to try this "suicide" all the kids are talking about these days!!! (Just kidding guys! I wouldn't get into heaven - : /)

The guitar sound on this album reminds me of a very dense peanut butter, with hints of a bright nuttiness throughout. Rough around the edges, and very much a "maverick" kind of flavour, nonetheless, one of the better peanut butter/guitar sounds I've tasted, with my ears. Yeah!!!

Today, I'm going back on my word and featuring Sunpat - I'm not a liar though! "In This Economy" I've had to scale back my peanut butter choices, which includes stealing Damon's peanut butter. Whoa there buddies! Did I say stealing?! I meant using without his consent ; D




Eww gross!












As we all know, this isn't a great peanut butter!! Bland, inoffensive yet subtly offensive at the same time, Sunpat is the M.E. of the peanut butter world. I put this on sainsburys taste-the-difference crumpets for my tea yesterday and it ACTUALLY RUINED THE CRUMPETS ("pikelets" for northern people)!! That made me sad : (

Taste: 1/5
Texture: 2/5
Cost: 1/5 (I shouldn't have to pay for it!!1)

The cloy factor is huge on this one too friends! AVOID AVOID AVOID

Eegh!