Thursday 31 December 2009

YOU'RE THE BEST....AROUND! NODOBYSGONNAEVERBRINGYOUDOWN

Gonna put this one out there guys....................
2000-2009 WAS AMAZING!!!!!

All the best stuff happened!! Some examples for y'all$:

  • This blog
  • Terrorism got stopped by america
  • Finally got some closure on Star Wars
Yeah!! AMAZINNNGGGGGGGG
So here's my favourite records of the DECADE!!!

N.B: these are definitely not the best records that came out - everybody has their favourites!! I don't want to make anyone feel bad y'all$ D:

10. Grails - The Burden Of Hope

As y'all$ all know, the 21st-century was the century of post-rock. And still is. The "21" actually stands for the number of FX pedal$ post-rock band$ usually have. This rekkid has, I think, two pedals used throughout - one is a reverb pedal and the other one is...uh...the Grails tone-zone master blaster pedal. Safe.

9. ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Source Tags & Codes

Yeah, sure, its not Madonna, the aging pop-slag, or "Madonna" - trail of dead$ amazing second album, but its real good yeah? There are no pedals used on this album apart from at the end of songs where ALL THE PEDALS are used

8. Fugazi - The Argument

"Off kilter", "riffs", "angular" - all of these things have something in common. They are all words. This is a really good record!

7. Do Make Say Think - & Yet & Yet

I love this record because it reminds me of my friend who had a power shower, with which he gave himself a colonic by pointing it up his bumhole for 20 minutes. When he turned it off his bath was flooded with brown, soupy water.

6. Sharks Keep Moving - S/T

Minus The Bear but less people have heard it so its cooler, get me

5. Thrice - The Illusion Of Safety

Really really want to be the asian guy in this band who's always playing all the sweet riffs. Asian people are amazing at everything, except writing heart-felt, teen-angst existential lyrics. Which is why they have a white guy with a beard to do all the singing.

4. Curl Up & Die - But The Past Ain't Through With Us

So amazingly depressing. Technically an EP but just so so bleak couldn't not put it in there. The guitar tone on this rekkid is the epitomy of the peanut-butter $ound pioneered by this band in the first place. REKOGNIZE.

3. mewithoutYou - Catch For Us The Foxes

Met this relly kute girl while listening to this record. Would've been number one if she'd gone down on me.

2. Modern Life Is War - Witness

SO WHAT THE FUUUUCCKCCCKKKK
ARE YOU GONNA DO KID?!?
STILL RATTLIN' THE CHAINS OF THE GATESOFTHEWORRRRLD
saaaaafe

1. Bear VS Shark - Terrorhawk

Oh, what? You haven't even heard of this? That's because you're a massive dick.

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