Tesco Whole Earth/Americano Peanut Buttero/ASDA Peanut & Cashew Butter

YO YO YO DUDES!!!
Got a bodacious post for ya this week! Not one but 3!!!! peanut butters up for review!!1 THAT'S A SPICEY MEATBALL!!1

But first, the bad news - my doctor friend Ed has told me that maths scientists has found a disturbing condition related to my favourite past-time - it is THE FEAR OF EATING PEANUT BUTTER!!!1 Thanks maths!
Ed has promised me he'll get rid of this condition also using maths - thanks Ed!!






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YEAH!!! gonna jazz it up for you guys this time!! Instead of just reviewing these THREE peanut butters I've made a quiz, and you have to guess what sort of peanut butter you'd be - tubular!!1

Question the First:
1. Where do you live?
a) America/Eastern European hovel
b) On a farm
c) On a cashew plantation

Secondth Question:
2. What is your average annual income?
a) Several groates
b) Loadsa fahkin' money
c) N/A

Question being the Third of the questions:
3. What is your main export?
a) Children/after-birth/stem cells
b) Cocaine/family law advice/houses
c) Cashews

Question of the Fourth variety of questionings:
4. What do you feel like to the touch?
a) sticky & poor
b) velvety smooth with a dusty coating of refined belgian sugar
c) nut-esque

ANSWERS:

If you answered mostly A you are - LIDL (pronunced l-ee-del) Americano Peanut Buttero
If you answered mostly B you are - Tesco Whole Earth Organic Peanut Butter
If you answered mostly C you are - ASDA peanut AND cashew peanut butter (all lower case)

GREAT STUFF!!!!
Here is a record by a band called TOE. Thanks!!!1